Random observation of the day

My multiculturalism, let me show you it! Conversation in my office:

Boss (who is from Australia): Would you like a crumpet?
Me: What the hell is a crumpet? Oh, those English muffin-looking things. I’ve seen them at Trader Joe’s.
Boss: Those aren’t crumpets.
Me: Yes they are! It says so on the package.
Boss: Biscuit, then. Do you want a biscuit? ::offers::
Me: COOKIE. COOKIE, DAMMIT. SPEAK AMERICAN.

(I’m not really like this. Was just feeling silly today. He laughed.)

I’m going to miss this job.

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